Skiing Jokes

rickbolger

That song is horrible! Clever but horrible
:s

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't know, they're still sitting across the trail and discussing it.

bmwskier

That song is horrible! Clever but horrible
:s

Picture a bunch of Lederhosen Ski Club members dressed in mourning attire, surrounding a coffin with "Old Man Winter" in it, singing that song, among others, before setting it afire in front of the Main Chalet at Holiday Valley. There was plenty of alcohol involved.

I had an unusual upbringing....

IBRAKEFORTBARS

There was this young skier name Trace
Who could pirouette while standing in place
But she took her skills too far
When she fell off a t-bar
And her eclair got shoved in her face.

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